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Season One

1. Get Away from My Mom
Brendon's mom goes on a date with his soccer coach.
4/26/99 (UPN)
2. I Don't Do Well at Parent-Teacher Conferences
Brendon struggles with his schoolwork, and Paula struggles with the ensuing parent-teacher conference.
5/3/99 (UPN)
3. The Art of the Sucker Punch
Shannon, the neighborhood bully, picks on Jason. Brendon seeks revenge.
5/10/99 (UPN)
4. Brendon Gets Rabies
Thanks to Brendon, his neighbors' cat becomes rabid.
5/17/99 (UPN)
5. Yoko
Brendon gets a girlfriend, only to be dumped soon afterward. McGuirk drinks pee.
5/24/99 (UPN)
6. Director's Cut
Duane and Brendon experience creative differences. McGuirk is upstaged by his new assistant coach.
9/02/01
7. It Was Supposed to be Funny
Erik commissions Brendon to make a documentary about his father, but the film only makes pottery out of his life.
9/09/01
8. Method of Acting
Brendon gets kicked out of acting lessons, and Paula makes out with one of her students. McGuirk tries to win a hovercraft.
9/16/01
9. Life Through a Fisheye Lens
Brendon hits Paula up for money to buy a fisheye lens. Paula, in turn, asks her parents for financial help. Coach advises the team to cheat.
9/23/01
10. School Nurse
The school hires a new nurse, pursued by both Jason and Coach McGuirk. Brendon tries to fake sick.
9/30/01
11. Mortgages and Marbles
Brendon makes an educational film in an attempt for extra credit. Erik and McGuirk go house hunting.
9/30/01
12. Law & Boarder
Paula's friend Stephanie pays a visit, and Brendon is faulted for an accident in which he is injured
10/7/01
13. Brendon's Choice
Brendon, Jason, and Melissa are interviewed after receiving an award for a movie. Brendon realizes he knows almost nothing about his father. McGuirk attends anger management therapy.
10/7/01

 

Season Two
14. Politics
Brendon runs for class president, Paula gets flowers, and McGuirk tries stand-up.
1/06/02
15. Identifying a Body
Brendon and McGuirk go on a road trip, and well...identify a body. Paula asks her boss for a raise.
1/13/02
16. Hiatus
Paula gets fired, McGuirk and Lynch visit Mexico, and Brendon meets Cynthia.
1/20/02
17. Business and Pleasure
Jason tries to bribe Brendon for bigger roles in the movies. Erik helps Paula look for a new job. McGuirk suspects that Brendon is on drugs.
1/27/02
18. The Party
The kids attend Fenton's birthday party. So does Coach McGuirk. Jason is addicted to candy.
2/03/02
19. Impressions
Brendon, Paula, and McGuirk get caught in lies.
2/10/02
20. Dad
Brendon finally meets his father..and his bitchy future stepmother.
2/17/02
21. Therapy
Brendon, Linda, and Andrew attend therapy in an attempt to get along. McGuirk has gingivitis!
2/24/02
22. Class Trip
The class takes a trip to a hotel, where Brendon decides to film scenes for his latest movie. McGuirk gets a second job.
3/03/02
23. History
Brendon is too preoccupied with his films to care about his slipping grades.
3/10/02
24. Writer's Block
Brendon has a case of writer's block, just in time for the Writer's Fair. Paula writes a novel, and McGuirk has insomnia.
3/17/02
25. Pizza Club
McGuirk is jealous when Brendon and Andrew form a father-son pizza club. Paula wants a role in Brendon's movies.
3/24/02
26. The Wedding
Brendon has a rash, McGuirk and Stephanie meet, and Paula gets her job back. Andrew and Linda get married, too.
3/31/02

 

 

Season Three
27. Shore Leave
Melissa joins the Fairy Princesses, and Brendon spends the weekend with Fenton.
8/04/02
28. Breaking Up is Hard to Do
A fire destroys the Smalls' kitchen. Paula's parents are seperating.
8/11/02
29. Bad Influence
Brendon and Jason decide to end their friendship when they discover that they are fat enablers. McGuirk and Lynch go on a double date.
8/18/02
30. Improving Your Life Through Improv
The kids attend a sensitivity seminar. Paula wins a home video contest.
8/25/02
31. Four's Company
Melissa has a boyfriend. Brendon is jealous. McGuirk wants to have dinner with Lynch, Paula, and Erik.
10/06/02
32. Renaissance
Brendon and company perform at the Renaissance fair.
10/13/02
33. My Cheatin' Heart
Brendon films a backwards movie and cheats at golf.
10/20/02
34. Guitarmageddon
Brendon, Melissa, and Jason start a band. Duane enters a guitar-playing contest.
10/27/02
35. Storm Warning
Brendon, Jason, and Melissa can't decide if they want to make a mockumentary, a mockumentary of a mockumentary, or if they want to make movie history. McGuirk wants Paula to pretend to be his fiancee. Paula tries to deliver a manuscript to her agent during a dangerous storm.
11/03/02
36. Time to Pay the Price
The kids are forced to spend time in the prison one of their teachers used to work in. Paula discovers a recurring theme in Brendon's movies.
11/10/02
37. Broken Dreams
McGuirk becomes a lifeguard, and Brendon feels intellectually inferior to Melissa. Oh, and broken arms. Lots of broken arms.
11/17/02
38. Stow-A-Way
Brendon convinces Jason and Melissa to run away with him to Europe, where they will be better appreciated. McGuirk and a financial expert go gambling.
11/24/02
39. Coffins and Cradles
It's Halloween. McGuirk is having a heart attack. Linda is in labor. Lynch is a kitty-cat. Meow meow.
5/25/03

 

Season Four
40. Everyone's Entitled to My Opinion
Brendon writes reviews for a movie website.
11/11/03
41. Camp
The kids go to a performing arts camp. McGuirk is on the run from a cult.
1/11/04
42. Bye Bye Greasy
It's time for the school musical. Chaos ensues.
1/18/04
43. The Heart Smashers 2/1/04
44. Psyche-Delicate 2/8/04
45. Curses 2/15/04
46. The Wizard's Baker 2/22/04
47. Honkey Magoo 2/29/04
48. Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me
Everyone cheats at....stuff. :P
3/7/04
49. Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee
Brendon screws over a star soccer player's perfect season, McGuirk rediscovers his past as a Scottish highland dancer. o_O
3/14/04
50. Definite Possible Murder
I've never seen this one, but I have it on good authority that it's god-awful. :P Actually, I've never seen a large chunk of this season.
3/21/04
51. Temporary Blindness
McGuirk has laser eye surgery; the kids have to complete a family tree assignment.
3/28/04
52. Focus Grill
The kids test their movies before a focus group; McGuirk helps Paula assemble a grill.
4/4/04